I'm drinking my dinner!

And for once, it's not booze! *insert round of applause here*
Because I lack the willpower to actually make dinner for myself today, I decided I was going to throw whatever I could find in the blender and call it a day. Contents:
(I would love for you to imagine these words being narrated to a choppy video ala Gordon Ramsay in 'The F Word')
1 green apple
1 pear
1 big ass chunk of pineapple
1 handful of spinach
1 big spoonful of coconut milk
Dole Pina Colada flavored juice.

It's interesting. And somewhat tasty.

Last week I made bananas fosters cupcakes. But it's my own secret recipe so you're not getting it. There was a slight mishap when what I intended to be a soft caramel topping turned as hard as a rock, but other than that, they were quite tasty. And just for shits and giggles I repeatedly kept dumping my cheap rum (I'm a whiskey drinker, what else am I going to do with it) into a hot skillet and setting it on fire. Good times.

My sister and our friend are planning on doing a 2 day walk for breast cancer. They each need to raise $1800. I'm having a bake sale for them at work (we all work together)
I think I've come to a conclusion on the line up:
Bacon, Cheddar, and Black Pepper Muffins
Raspberry Coconut Muffins
Banana Muffins
Milky Way Brownies
Jamaican Coffee Brownies
Peanut Butter Brownies
Red Velvet Cupcakes
The aforeblogged pineapple cupcakes
And one other cupcake, quite possibly in the stylings of Boston Creme.

That is all.