this is a post entirely about mayo.

*squish face* i can't let all this mayo go to waste *clutches giant tub of mayo*

what is the point of light mayo? that's like drinking a diet, caffeine free soda. no point.

i have mayo all over my face and i love it.

maybe all these vegetables will make up for my mayo slather.

all of the above comments came out of my mouth this evening about my favorite condiment ever. curse you healthy eating, i'm having an affair with mayo and i will not be stopped!!